I came home from work early to find my wife without any clothes on.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
“Erm… I thought we could have a bit of fun,” she replied. “Let’s play naked hide and seek.”
“You’re on!” I said, stripping as I ran upstairs. “I’ll hide first!”
I went into our bedroom and opened the wardrobe door. My mate Dave was sat there in the nude.
“I’m really sorry, mate,” he said.
“Don’t worry,” I giggled. “I’ll hide under the bed!”